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All material in these pages are suitable for mature children,
but will be found to be objectionable by immature adults

Mortgage bankers step in their own doo doo.

America's obesity problem solved!

March 19, 2008, anti-war demonstrations in Washington and New York: When asked about public opinion against the war, Vice President Cheney declared that he didn't pay any attention to public opinion. So much for democracy.

The Failure of the Washington Press Corps

Just another jab at Hillary

2008 Primaries: Count down to November

Bush's Mortgage Relief Plan

Vice President Cheney announces that he is not part of the Executive Branch of Government. Is he distancing himself from the White House? What doesn't he understand about the Consitution? See Cheney and all will be explained.

October 21, 2007. VP Cheney announces that our allies will not tolorate Iran building a nuclear weapon. What allies?

Impeachment: groundswell or drip?

Unsung villains who have changed history.

Great American Gas Out May 15, 2007!
Once again, the great government/petroleum complex has ignored our rage.

Paradoxes and brilliant ideas

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm wasn't there for Hurricane Katrina

The Democrat's Iraq Plan

Bumper Sticker: "Let Allah Sort 'em Out"

Microsoft's Vista—Can't Live Without It.

Attack of the E.Coli. Conspiracy? Terrorism? The answers here!

Congressman Foley, not responsible. Alcohol made him do it.

Data Mining Schemes. Beware of this free gift scam.

Hezbollah, Israel stepped in it this time.

"Illegal" Aliens: our latest hypocrisy

Ann Coulter: is this the best spokesperson the radical right can offer?

Dumb & Dumber: amateurs working telephone scams and identity theft.

Maryland Comptroller Claims That Internet Sales Are Illegal: Attempts to collect cigarette sales taxes from consumers.

More Maryland state government incompetence: Failure to control public utility monopolies' rate gouging. Constellation Energy Group 72% rate increase.

Mandatory Medical Insurance: The government's latest intrusion on personal choice.

White House Press Briefings: Do they really answer reporters' questions? Survey

Presidential malaprops

Hypocrisy Today's Man of the Year Award for 2006.

The Real Reasons for Trashing Social Security

The solution to credit card debt.

How Dumb Are Republicans? (this may become a special section of HT as time and stupidity marches on.)

Election 2008

Election 2004: vote early and vote often. On the other hand, if your vote counted, it would be dismissed by the Supreme Court.

Training Manual for the Presidency

Bush Wacking: Archive of slams, jokes, interviews

History of the World for Dummies:

Unrevised, unabridged. No worrisome dates to memorize, no tiresome footnotes, no papers to write, no class attendance required. Unlike most current history books, this is totally unplagerized and is not restricted by Government guidelines on the teaching of history.

Terrorist Alert!

September 11 : Shock, grief, fear, and patriotism, but already the beginnings of hypocrisy.

Taking advantage of the situation, within hours some gas stations raised their prices to $5.00 a gallon. Within days, the already failing airlines whined to the government to bail them out for their losses. Public outrage brought gas prices back to merely exorbitant, but 6 months later they rose again for absolutely no excuse.

The Osama Tapes: These audio tapes were retrieved by courageous HT journalists from a remote palace in Saudi Arabia. Analysts surmise that, like Richard Nixon, Osama had his conversations recorded for historic purposes or perhaps for his memoirs.

Political cartoons

Endangered Species

Mount Rushmore

Teletubbies

Don't worry. Be happy.

Parade Magazine's World's Worst
Dictators
Ambassador John Bolton

poster

What? Me Worry?

 

Must re-read books: you read them when you were young and naive. Read them again to really understand the message.

Commentary

Capitalism Hoax Does Enron really shock you? It is merely the latest in the history of American scams.

Computer and Arcade Game Reviews:

Book, TV and Movie Reviews

There are certain popular tv shows that are not yet reviewed here. Talk shows, court tv, shows directed to teens, shows about young adults trying to "find themselves".

Miscellaneous

 

Con Games on the Internet

Late-breaking News

Straight News

Because some of the news in the papers is funny just by itself, we are saved from having to write about it. Besides, we couldn't possibly be as hypocritical as "Straight News" ripped from today's newspapers...

Features - Ranting, Raving, Venting... and all that fun stuff

Ancient Tales

Archives: Old Hypocrisy Today Articles


Copyright

On the internet? Don't be ridiculous. Information on the internet has been, by tradition, free, as should all information be. Can you copyright an idea? Can you enforce a copyright? Are there guidelines for quality or content of communication? Who judges quality or content? The reader, of course. If the reader doesn't like the material, (s)he is free to not continue to read it. No need for legislation or blue ribbons.

And listen to this.


Apologies for the mouse. Sometimes we can't resist cute stuff. It's a curse we must live with.