Are you feeling left out these days?
Don't understand what's happening since the Inaugeration?
Are you concerned that your individualism and your Consitutional protections disappeared with the Supreme Court's selection of the President and his handlers?
Puzzled by network news and CNN "information"?
You are not alone. But don't dispair. You too can become part of the mob and save your sanity. Here's how.
CARPE DEMENTIA. Seize the insanity.
Turn off whatever part of your brain controls logic and rationality and buy into compassionate conservatism. You'll be safer that way and life will be less stressful. Your anxieties and economic concerns can be alleviated by the latest over-priced prescription pharmaceuticals. You need not be concerned with your neighbors' watching for evidence of your lack of patriotism or the Government watching your conversations and e-mail for the appearance of dissent.
Carpe dementia and join the unquestioning mob marching toward oligarchy and blind servitude to our owners.
Turn on your television to mindless propaganda like West Wing, the Agency, the District, Walker Texas Ranger, Law and Order, JAG...
Rely on NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN for information on current events.
If you must read books, read Tom Clancy. Don't look for Noam Chomsky and his ilk. The public library doesn't carry his books anyway.
Turn off your inclinations to logic and rationality. Turn over to blind faith. You don't have to go to church. From the comfort of your own sofa you can turn on Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, and Pat Robertson. They'll let you know what is really happening in the world and will comfort you in your time of anxiety.
We have met the enemy. And he is us.
