What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
What's the new game they're playing in the White House?
Swallow the Leader.
What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume?
"Sat on the Presidential Staff"
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton", 86% replied, "Not again"
What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
Fornigate.
What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the White House?
Missionary
How ironic... this is the second time in history a "Deep Throat" has been at the center of a presidential controversy.
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?
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Q. What movie does Bill Clinton show to seduce White House interms?
A. Free Willy
Q. What was Yasser Arafat's advice to Bill Clinton?
A. Goats don't talk.
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Quayle, Gingrich, and Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz. They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain!"
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart!"
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"